Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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