I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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