have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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