They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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