Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize