I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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