Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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