Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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