your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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