Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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