I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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