She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I need moral support for this bender
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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