If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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