My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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