Rock
Scissors
Fuck
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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