she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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