So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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