Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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