You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize