Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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