I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This is the high leading the old right now
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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