we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Lo siento on account of my penis...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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