no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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