so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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