I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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