ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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