I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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