I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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