So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Drake has all the answers
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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