Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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