HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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