Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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