i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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