plz talk dirty to me
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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