the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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