haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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