You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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