Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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