bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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