are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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