theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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