it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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