You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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