so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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