Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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