i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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