It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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