You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Dick very happy bro
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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