Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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