So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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